"The Bush Administration is considering air strikes, including cruise missiles, against the Kurdish rebel group PKK in northern Iraq.
The move would be an attempt to stave off a Turkish invasion of that country to fight the rebels.
President George Bush spoke with Turkish President Abdullah Gul by phone yesterday in an effort to ease the crisis."
Can you imagine the conversation!
Bush: Please..... allow me to bomb the Kurds
Turkish Pres: No, no, no we will bomb the Kurds
Bush: But I insist! Allow me to bomb the Kurds
Turkish Pres: Ah good friend, we, yes we, will bomb the Kurds
Bush: But I want to bomb the Kurds
Turkish Pres: (laughing) You are making me smile, he he, how's the Red Sox
Bush: Now you're blowing smoke, look I can bomb 'em right now, right now, I got ma' finger on the button, look, follow ma' finger, can you see the finger, see the finger
.................
(And so on and on it went, just like this......)
No comments:
Post a Comment