Tuesday, November 02, 2010

Voting Onion

Ah the tragedy of it all...

The Onion: Americans Bravely Go To Polls Despite Threat Of Electing Congress
"But I knew I had to face my fear and participate in our democracy, even if my actions could lead to electing another U.S. senator."
The Onion: New Online Voting System Allows Millions Of Masturbators To Take Part In Democracy
...made it possible for millions of masturbators who would otherwise stay home and jerk off on Nov. 2 to cast their ballots in the 2010 midterm election.

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