Sunday, November 28, 2010

Cyber Monday

No, this is not about some mass cybersex holiday.

Cyber Monday is the internet's version of Black Friday. We have the virtual versus the paranormal. Its the pixel versus the pixie, the keyboard versus the highway.

Cyber Monday is for the introvert, the shy soul, those unwilling to get kneaded into the swell of mass hysteria. Here the religion of consumerism, the most pervasive of all American religions one that transcends all beliefs including nihilism, can be conducted with a rafter of brandy, a cigar, a bathrobe, perfect solitude, or for the extra sensuous - right from the bathtub with bubbles, or for the more sarcastic - from the pot. It is truly an unlimited environment of consumerism.

CS Monitor: Cyber Monday: US Shoppers eye deals from laptops to Squinkies
...so-called Cyber Monday, when millions of Americans make a few more purchases from keyboards in the workplace.


...web-only specials...


...41 percent of retailers will be offering a one-day online sale on Monday...

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