The Borowitz Report - Conspiracy Theorists Say Republican Party Did Not Die From Natural Causes

New Yorker: Conspiracy Theorists Say Republican Party Did Not Die from Natural Causes

“McCain tapped Palin to be his running mate, and that led directly to people like Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, and Donald Trump being considered credible candidates,” he said. “There is no logical reason why McCain would have chosen Palin unless he wanted to kill the Republican Party.”