“Reform the 'fools' with the help of your 'tongue of fire' and devour all the meat consuming violent people.” - Indian originAmericans did their country proud on Friday and shopped their size 30 to 46 extra-large hineys off, trampling anyone or anything on the beeline to their prize. Gorging sharks are known to behave better.
"Goodbye garage fees, hello holiday shoppers" - Trenton Newspapers
Many stayed home and locked the doors, afraid, trembling, and rightfully so. Deep flesh wounds, twisted elbows, and bone bruises are not for the meek.
Black Friday is well named. Blood Letting Friday is more accurate but Black Friday is more acceptable.
Breitbart.com: Early data shows strong Black Friday shopping
...it certainly appears that consumers are willing to spend more than most expected," said ShopperTrak co-founder Bill Martin. "Everybody wants value for their dollar, so we saw a tremendous response to the discounts."
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