Monday, January 12, 2009

Almost Final

Where does one begin?

The horrid and abysmal presidency of GW Bush is mercifully ending on January 20th.

Bush had his last news conference today.

Bush assumed the presidency on January 20, 2001 and proceeded to throw the car into reverse. Flooring the pedal he drove the thing off a cliff where it crashed uncountable times, before laying in unrecognizable pieces in shark infested waters splayed over foreboding rocks and acid. The entire time Bush told the world he was moving forward, and to this day continues to delude himself with this unmitigated and preposterous talk. Today was no exception.

Yahoo: Bush defends presidency in final news conference
Bush seemed to struggle to envision himself on Jan. 21, his first day back at home and without a job.

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