The Market On Friday

Not looking like a good day given earning reports for the week and the onslaught of bad news.

Reuters: S&P futures fall on earnings, GDP eyed

S&P 500 futures fell 3.60 points... Dow Jones industrial average futures were down 32 points, and Nasdaq 100 futures were flat.

Let's not dwell on the bad economy, because its the weekend, almost. Instead let's make fun of Republicans -

Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.

Why do Republicans love doing laundry?
They're naturals at separating the whites from the colors.

Why do Republicans get defined as the right?
Because nobody else has a single right with them in charge.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One for the labor and one to borrow a billion dollars for the materials.

What do you call a Republican who makes their money honestly?
Broke.

What exactly is a compassionate conservative?
One who cries just a little while flogging hobos with a 2 x 4.