Gratitude

  It’s taken me a while but I now realize that there is something to be grateful for about Trump. Trump believes that his experience as a real estate mogul and TV personality makes him suitable to be president and 40 percent of the country agreed. Mix that exalted job experience with his noteworthy narcissistic personality and voila, we got a president.

  However, take that same degree of unparalleled narcissism and mix it with another profession; say world’s largest pig slaughtering executive and you can see where I’m going with this.

  This is where my gratitude starts. Trump definitely could have been in a different profession to use as his springboard into leader of the free world. Pig slaughterer would be much much scarier and consequently we can take some measure of comfort with this knowledge.