Epic Nightmare

  Trump screams and Makes America Upchuck And Slit It’s Collective Wrist Again And Again And Again. That fear inducing speech was an epic horror movie list of murder and nightmares brimming everywhere in a country obviously run by simpering hide and seek playing scared children in way over their heads, and the solution to all this deep festering malevolence? Why Trump himself, of course, because he is the best person, the strongest person, the perfected human being with perfected morality and a sense of justice that in and of itself will create rippling waves of magic wand goodness everywhere.