Sixth Place

Onion is consistently the funniest thing around in my opinion. But I am certainly open to other suggestions.

The Onion: Experts Say Breakfast Now Sixth Most Important Meal Of The Day

...once considered the most important meal of the day, has now slipped to sixth place, below brunch and just above midnight snack. "Significant gains by lunch and dessert badly damaged breakfast's standing in the late 1990s..."