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Friday, April 10, 2015

On Enlightenment

“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose” - Jack Handy

“SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.” - Ambrose Bierce

“Before enlightenment; chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment; chop wood, carry water.” - Zen Proverb

“There are many paths to enlightenment. Be sure to take one with a heart.” - Lao Tzu

2 comments:

Gary Panos said...

"God created the universe in six days and was arrested on the seventh" - Ambrose Bierce

Jim Sande said...

Ambrose Pierce was really something. I have to check out the writings.