Sande: What England Is Reading

Friday, January 19, 2018

What England Is Reading

The Sun: DON’S SPANK SESSION Donald Trump made porn star Stormy Daniels spank him with a copy of Forbes magazine featuring his own face on the cover, reports claim - The adult star also claimed he chased her in a hotel room in just his underpants and compared her to his daughter Ivanka

2 comments:

Glynn Kalara said...: BIMBO No. 6

1, 2, 3,4, 6 everybody in the car lets go have sex
To the hotel around the corner.
The want to do the President
but I really don't wan-na
get caught like I did last year
I finally did a girl with a really big rear
I had Stormy and Allison , Rowanne and Kara
& maybe five other girls in- between
But I'd like to try a new piece of pork
when old Melania is in New York
If she's alive I will try to jump her Then I'll dump her.

( chorus)
a little bit of Stormy ohh no more
a little bit of Carla out the door
a little bit of Jackie on the bed
a little bit of Melania now im dead

Bimbo no. 6

pull your pants down and
toss it on the ground
bark like a hound
and make a doggie sound
I'll chase you
and you chase me
and If I get caught
will spank my fannie please
clap your hands once
here's a big surprise
everyone was wrong
It points to the left.

( chorus)
Stormys gone away
maybe Miss America would come and play
a little bit of Gabriella would be nice
a little bit of Melania I'm all nice

WAAAAAAAAA !!

Bimbo No. 6

Hey Baby!
Have you been involved in a 40 bil. investigation?
As a matter of fact my condoms do have the Presidental seal on them.
Hey, want to see the Eagles beak get real big?
( ha ha ha ha)
note to self
nail her later

( Chorus)

a little bit of Stormy ohh no more
a little bit of Allison out the door
Kara Young in my bed
a little bit of Melania now I'm dead!

Excuse me Bimbo no. 7?

Parody of a parody

based on Weird Al Yankovic's parody (Bimbo No. 5) of the song Mambo No. 5; 3:53 PM
Jim Sande said...: This is great - Trump's theme song.; 9:22 AM

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